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reasons to be cheerful about the Oilers on Septamber 15, 2009


Okay why is Pat Quinn a great coach for these Oilers?

1- He's not the gay shopteacher. This translates to: he's not playing favourites, no one goes into a psychic doghouse from hell, he has a fucking clue what he wants and most of the players are prepared to skate through brick walls for him.

2 - He knows when to delegate, and when to open his big fat irish gob. I'm irish, and, believe it or not, I work in an upper management position. Sometimes. When I'm in the chair, I usually try to do as little as possible. Why? it's not my job to do anything, it's my job to make sure everyone else is doing their job properly. If and only if there is a problem, normally will I so much as speak. In short, Pat's as lazy as I am. And lazy people so long as they have talent get along well in this life.

note; The jury's still out as to whether or not I've got talent for my profession, but wtf, I'm still doing it so maybe one day everyone will either agree that I'm talented, or alse I'll be out of work long enough to fiugure it out that I'm really a putz.

3 - He's too old to give a fuck about the future, therefore he's immune to the pathetic politicking coming from upstairs. Pat will soon be dead. He's not a young man, lol. So, he's basically going to do things his way, and fuck anyone who disagrees. It might either get him fired or else he's going to die behind the bench(I figure that's a cool way to die myself), but either way, he's not going to be like tambellini, a man who increasingly looks like a puppet for the dark forces running the Oilers.

4 - Mike Comrie has to go. Too small, too slow, too everything that's bad for the team. On the other hand, should Schremp make the team, I might even return to following them.

5 - It's been raining cat's and dogs most of today. Everyone looks crazy, after a month of beautiful weather. No one will remember the good weather in say, three to four more days if this keeps up(and golly it probably will keep up).

Just as I decide I hate the Oilers, I get tossed a lifeline


Pat Quinn is a great coach right now. He's taken over a team that have had their collective asses raped over the past several years by that gay shopteacher MacTavish, and look to be totally responsive to Quinn's wit and Irish wisdom.

Being Irish myself(a dissolute great grandfather, then teetotal grandmother...you know the drill lol), lets me appreciate the effect of the gruff and charming coach, unlike non micks.

Looks like(September 15 today) that Schremp and Nillsson and Penner are all going to break out of their collective shells, under a real coach.

MacTavish was a fool. I think he's the fool Quinn was referrring to when he stated that only stupid people repeat the same mistakes. MacT wanted everything his own way, just like that gay shopteacher who lords it over the 20 odd junior high school boys, for one morning a week.

Quinn on the other hand brings a breath of fresh air to what can only be described as a moribund franchise.

Comrie I'm extremely glad to hear, sucks at camp so far. Maybe he gets cut, lol. I sure the fuck hope so. Talk about a fitting exit to that little creeps career. Then he can go work for his dad, flogging dodgy sticks of furniture or whatever.

I do like hearing about his girlfriend Hilary Duff handing out food to bums, sounds like a decent little chick.

I'm through with the Oilers - finally

What are my reasons? How about since the Mark Messier trade?

I was brought up to assume my team could skate, score, and control it's destiny. Then, piece by piece, my childish ideas were replaced, well before they should have been, with the cynicism of professional incompetance in sports.

For years I was fed the bullshit that the Oilers were hopefully about to turn the corner.

It's all bullshit.

The Calgary Flames have a pretty good hockey team, to go with their up and coming city. Edmonton hasn't.

Oh well. Now I will be able to concentrate on other things, like whatever I should have been doing instead of wasting my time fretting over a rotten to the core...ROTTEN TO THE CORE hockey club.

Oh yeah. The pic. Stalingrad kids, taken in the 1950's after they found a few things lying around to play with. LOL.

Which proves you're actually better off living in a society where you're left to your own devices, rather than the soft little wusses addicted to RockBand.


Now that Oilers are coachless...


I am finally purged of all former anti-MacT sentiment.

It's over. I wish him well, in all that he does for the rest of his life. 

I've even heard a few Flyers fans talking about him coming to coach them next season.  That would be cool.

Now Tambellini: Dump the following players: Nilsson, Moreau, Staios, Pisani(ok keep him as a token of the 2006 run)...

Then try to get Bouwmeester before the Flames or Nucks  get him...

Don't I repeat DO NOT HIRE ANY OF THE FOLLOWING COACHES: Tom Renney, Marc Crawford

Oh yeah. Fire Chad Moreau, and Kevin Lowe's brother. Make a statement to the organisation, that you're finally going to shake up this throughly rotten team, once and for good.

Hmm...this needs a token pic so


The Stiff is GONE!!!!!

Will we ever live to see anything like this again? probably not. 

Perhaps in 2088 Oilers return the cup to what I've always perceived as it's rightful home. 

Meanwhile, what have we got? A coachless(THANK FUCK!!!!!) team, with what appears to be the makings of a cool General Manager/Owner.  Kevin Lowe is getting kicked higher and higher, where he won't be able to fuck anything up, and despite the fact this team has almost ZERO top line talent, so what? 

At least I won't ever have to look at that dried out alkie staring from behind the Oilers bench, licking his lips like the thirsty man he no doubt is, all the time appearing like he just dropped a couple of hits of purple microdot.

Fearless Prediction: Next season Oilers will struggle to make the playoffs, then fall short.  The plain truth is, this team hasn't got very much going for it.

Bye Bye MacTavish


Just take a butcher's at this pic. It sums up the MacTavish Oilers better than any words I could compose. 

Just for fun, let's compare it to the iconic Washington crossing the Delaware.