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Come on Boston!





No team with players who look like this do I want winning the cup.

Bruins, because my GF says so lol




So, while sitting around with my gf...I decided to test her vast sports knowledge by asking her who wins the cup this year. She said Bruins.

FINALS LOOMING






Okay. These dudes are in. Just like this blogger predicted last October, I might like to add.

Their opponents shake down into one of the following:

or

The Semis are here! The Semis are here!

It's that time of year. When a handful of teams are left, and I have to choose which ones I hate the least.

Boston Bruins: Nothing against the Bruins, aside from history. They've won 5 cups, same as the Oilers. if they win another then they go ahead in the series. Boo!

Tampa Bay Lightning: One of my bandwagon teams. The Flames positively HATE the Bolts, so go go go!

Detroit Red Wings: Too many post-Oilers cups for my liking. Also, I hate Todd Bertuzzi. Also...

Vancouver Canucks: Pre-season I picked them to come out of the west. Now that they're looking like covering my bet, I wish to fuck they'd just fall flat on their faces. Boo!!

San Jose Sharks: What's not to like? Heatley? Blah, I am with these guys all the way! Go Sharkies! Go go go!

HUNTER's hope for the finals: Bolts v Sharks

HUNTER's HEAD PICKS: Bruins v Canucks.

Draft Update: I hope they pick Hedman(oops)...err...Larsson. But whoever they pick, I can't complain, unless they go for a reach pick that terminally fucks them up for the next 20 years. This IS a distinct possibility, given the fact that Kevin Lowe's still hanging around.

Playoff Update, NHL first round

Bruins Win. Take stranglehold on series, if win game 6.

I had this big rant all ready to go, until Boston scored. I'm a bandwagon Habs fan.

If Oilers take Nugent(Hoppy), I want to start the first ever in the world lobby to draft him as NUGENT. Think about it. Oilers can start playing Ted Nugent music a lot at the games. Eventually Ted shows up and plays between periods. 1 song is perfect.

When he grows up, in 2 seasons we can start to say something about Nugent, who if he stays healthy will be coming off his rookie season with new wily veterans Hall, Paajarvi, Eberle, and think of the last time Oilers had 4 potential game breaking players it's 1990 or earlier.

If they take Larsson, I plan to defer to the Oilers knowing which pick is better.

PS: Vancouver up against the wall, those were major beatings Thank You Raffi! Angry Hawks look from a higher league than our current President's Cup holders.

hunter 11:11 pm, after the Boston OT win heading to Montreal up 3-2.

May the best team win.




Last Post Until Further Notice


Oilers have just clinched !st overall in the upcoming rigged draft lottery, that they do behind closed doors so they can give Crosby to Mario, geez.

Taylor Hall, will be a star next season from the opening drop of the puck, and barring injury(already he's had a serious enough one) we have an All Star on Oilers books folks.

The top two Draft Lottery positions guarantee Oilers at least a coin flip second pick which translates into Nugent-Hopkins vs the Swede, my hunch says the Swede only if they pick second.

The rest of the team is still untried, lol.

OIL CHANGE WTF




Just saw "Oil Change" on YouTube. Now that the seasons all but over, it's even more interesting to watch something that was shot a year ago, when these gangsters could still sell hope. Of course now we all know the team is in 30th place(again). Did the Calfornia Seals end up in last place 2 years running?

Random thoughts:

Tambellini is a horrible, and I mean bloody useless communicator. He appears like the office boy given the job in one of those reverse the boss with the office boy" days, that you hear about sometimes. He can barely speak, gives off zero authority, then again many of the Oilers staff exude a putrid level of confidence. This is an organisation that needs a Black Death style cleanout. "Uh...Um...Duh..."

Katz should get Sylvester Stallone to play him in the upcoming Oilers feature movie. Why? They both talk out of the sides of their mouths.

Renney talking to the rookies was totally unimpressive - wtf I'm not even a coach and I'm sure i could pass myself off as Vince Lombardi compared to Renney's fumbling, weakling approach. Why? Confidence! Like Tambellini, Renney either hasn't got any balls or else has never learned how to use them. No wonder everyone wants Mark Messier here, no matter what cost. he reminds me of the dad in "Little Miss Sunshine" you know - harried and harassed and just not capable of getting it together.

Horcoff acts like a dick. He's just not captain material, I don't get why he is the captain, of course obviously they haven't got any fucking players is the answer. Sheesh.

Cogliano = Schremp 2.0 but he's even more of a shrimp. I hear Cogliano's a bighead - LOLOLOL - maybe in the NCAA you're top dog buddy, but in the NHL you're nothing more than a smurf without ability - please get off my team asap.

Ralph Kreuger seemed like he knew what he was talking about. He gets a pass from me.

Overall production values of Show = FAIL. Where or who decided to use the voice or facimile voice over artist from that show that exposes Vegas magicians? maybe that in itself gives us a clue, LOL.

The OIlers are a joke of a franchise, and no wonder no one in their right mind wants to play here.

PS: Other than rookies, most if not all of the players flat out suck.