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OIL CHANGE WTF




Just saw "Oil Change" on YouTube. Now that the seasons all but over, it's even more interesting to watch something that was shot a year ago, when these gangsters could still sell hope. Of course now we all know the team is in 30th place(again). Did the Calfornia Seals end up in last place 2 years running?

Random thoughts:

Tambellini is a horrible, and I mean bloody useless communicator. He appears like the office boy given the job in one of those reverse the boss with the office boy" days, that you hear about sometimes. He can barely speak, gives off zero authority, then again many of the Oilers staff exude a putrid level of confidence. This is an organisation that needs a Black Death style cleanout. "Uh...Um...Duh..."

Katz should get Sylvester Stallone to play him in the upcoming Oilers feature movie. Why? They both talk out of the sides of their mouths.

Renney talking to the rookies was totally unimpressive - wtf I'm not even a coach and I'm sure i could pass myself off as Vince Lombardi compared to Renney's fumbling, weakling approach. Why? Confidence! Like Tambellini, Renney either hasn't got any balls or else has never learned how to use them. No wonder everyone wants Mark Messier here, no matter what cost. he reminds me of the dad in "Little Miss Sunshine" you know - harried and harassed and just not capable of getting it together.

Horcoff acts like a dick. He's just not captain material, I don't get why he is the captain, of course obviously they haven't got any fucking players is the answer. Sheesh.

Cogliano = Schremp 2.0 but he's even more of a shrimp. I hear Cogliano's a bighead - LOLOLOL - maybe in the NCAA you're top dog buddy, but in the NHL you're nothing more than a smurf without ability - please get off my team asap.

Ralph Kreuger seemed like he knew what he was talking about. He gets a pass from me.

Overall production values of Show = FAIL. Where or who decided to use the voice or facimile voice over artist from that show that exposes Vegas magicians? maybe that in itself gives us a clue, LOL.

The OIlers are a joke of a franchise, and no wonder no one in their right mind wants to play here.

PS: Other than rookies, most if not all of the players flat out suck.

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