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It Really is Their Fault




This is the fact: Oilers today sit 29th in a 30 team league.

If this were the English soccer league, we'd be staring at the AHL for next season.

Sighs.

Personally I'm worried these twats might yet pull out another fucked up winning streak, that would be nothing more than a losing streak.

You know what? If Oilers can't even get a top three lottery pick from this season, I think I might be through with them. It's getting beyond a joke.

PS: It's getting to the point where I'm almost afraid to see how well Rob Schremp's doing. Case in point - last night he didn't score in regulation and I'm breathing a sigh of relief, only to see he scored first in the shootout. I want to cry, except it's tears of apathy.

What the management of these Oilers fears the most




Oilers as a laughingstock is going to force changes on this team faster than anything else imaginable.

Suddenly, they're a laughingstock.

I can wait if there's a plan




What worries me the most, is that Tambellini's going to pull a 1970-71 California Seals, and trade away our precious lottery pick for an "established" player.

Let's look at some the recent UFA's to the OIlers:

Souray - Overpaid, injury prone, too many years
Khabibulin - Injury prone, too many years

Now let's look at some of the recent great White Whales Lowe's been chasing:

Jagr - Over the hill, insanely expensive
Nylander
Vanek - WTF 4 1ST ROUND PICKS!!@!!!!!

Meanwhile, the team is completely unbalanced, Tambellini promises and fails to deliver, and we the fans are somehow at fault, according to the management's mantra.

So. Are the Oilers doomed?

Not if they keep their fucking draft picks, and develop them properly.

THIS SAD, SICK TEAM




Okay. Imagine a poll, which center would you prefer Shawn Horcoff or Craig MacTavish? Would MacT win? If so, this proves a third line centre is the donkey "leading" this team to the promised land of Taylor Hall.

Then there's the small matter of Schremp. 7 points in his last 7 games. I'm a big Schremp fan, because I love the idea of yanks coming out of nowhere and dominating the NHL in weird ways ever since I first heard about Jimmy(relation of Kit) Carson. What happens next year, if/when Schremp turns out to be a point a game or better player????? He's already playing on a better team than the Oilers.

Call me Bandwagon Isles from here on



I'd post more but no one wants to comment, so I guess you can all fuck yourselves.

I'm a shit blogger anyway.

I want to Oilers to pick 1st in the draft. Therefore I cheer their failures, every single one of them.

I want Moreau to stay as captain, I want Souray to break his hand beating someone up, I don't ever want to hear Khabibulin's feeling better.

I want this team to go out and blow for the next 40 games. Lose 12-0 to the Flames, for example.

RILEY FUCKING NASH


Apologies to Asiaoil, who I foolishly took offense to after seeing my thoughts on this worthless prospect seemingly turned into a personal attack on myself.

Asiaoil usually makes great comments, and if I wasn't so fucking tired right now I might haven't have responded in the petulant manner which I did.

Still, Riley Nash strikes me as an idiot of the first degree. Woo Hoo, going to an Ivy League college, to reprise Ryan O'Neil's role from Love Story, or whatever the fuck else he's there for.

He's a first round NHL draft pick for fuck sakes. Fuck school when you're a miserable BC hockey league star, miraculously drafted so highly. You call that good business, turning down the shot at playing professional hockey, after getting chosen in the first round draft of the greatest pro league in the world?

Not me. I call that bad business. There are times to bide your time, and times to jump into a pool of sharks. Times to play safe, and times to go for broke. Seems to me like Riley wants to go to his college, party and fuck co-eds, then sashay over to the pro ranks, and somehow, despite the fact he's not even developing properly anymore, show his first round credentials and waltz into the Oilers lineup. Sorry shmuck, that's not how it works.

It's a marathon, winning the game of life, and a marathon making a pro sports career. I was talking on Lowetide's blog the other day about how young players foolishly stop developing their weaknesses, right at the last post, when they're in major junior hockey, not understanding that they're still so many fish compared to the 1,500 active professional players at any given moment.

Just because you're drafted highly, doesn't mean fuck all, not unless you develop and develop and develop until the head coach of your pro team simply cannot afford to ignore you at training camp.

What's Nash done? He's fucking regressed, that's what. Okay, enjoy your education, and forget the pros. You're not going to make it sucker. That kid riding the Saskatchewan bus wants it more than you do, is working harder, is probably younger, and by the time you're facing off against him in training camp, will have forgotten more about what it takes to succeed as a hockey player than you're likely to ever know.

Rant over.

what the fuck

Oilers are too good for a lottery pick, not good enough for a playoff winning run.

Business as always.

The good:

Penner
Smid
Brule
Visnovsky

The bad:

Moreau
Pisani
Khabibulin
Kevin Lowe

The ugly:

Oilers chance of winning the cup in the next decade